Ryan Reynolds
I like Ryan Reynolds as two characters, Hannibal King, Blade Trinity, 2004, and Deadpool in Wolverine Origins, 2009. I do not know want that says about Ryan Reynolds as a actor, but I know what it says about me. I am dazzled by the way those two characters talked in the face of adversity. Oh, and they get to kill lots of bad guys.
“I was so much older then, I’m younger than that now.” Besides, I am too old to kill lots of bad guys now, but I am working on bullshit in the face of adversity. There are some real experts out there.
I’ve said it in past work, my heroes all came from comic books, and let’s face it, there are no heroes in the real world, otherwise there would be a slew of bullshiters in the ground by now.
I am going back to comic books.
Beekeepers
I saw the beekeepers today.
The bees seem to be getting busy.
The beekeepers were in
their beekeeper togs.
I wonder when the beekeepers
started being busy when
the bees were busy?
Or were bees never
busy before beekeepers?
I probably should have stopped
and asked, but since I was busy
when wasps were busy,
I didn’t want to get stung
just yet.
Memo
TO: All Departments.
FROM: God.
SUBJECT: White people on Earth
DATE: May 15, 2022
I do not know who came up with the idea of changing the melanin levels in people, I have my suspicions, but it was a bad idea. There are only about six or seven percent so far, yet they have caused a whole bunch of damage. You have until next Monday to present a plan for fixing the problem.
If there is no plan by Monday, management will turn up the radiation from the sun a bit. That should cut back on the albinism within a generation or two. They are simple creatures and cannot deal with too many color choices.