Who’s To Blame?

I used to blame Society, now I blame Culture.

Play Misty For Me

Maybe she is his biggest fan.

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Time Served

Waiting for trial in jail would be like comfort billing. If conviced the sentence would knock off time served. Since lawyers are officers of the courts, they owe a duty anyway.

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Inmate Numbers

I thought they were booking numbers. P01135803 is an inmate number.

I’d feel safer if they were in mate.

P01135809

He might make it as one of the village people, but he will never be #6.

We can take away his name and give him a number now.

Televised Debates

These should be formated like any talent show or beauty contest. There should be a swimsuit competition. It is all part of the same floor show.

Licensing Agreements

What’s in a name? Profit.

Now that PACs (packs?) and profiteers are starting to make money off of old man P01135809’s mugshot, is P01135809 going to legally change his name to P01135809 so that he can start suing people for using his name and image without his permission? “P01135809 is the best!”

Will old man P01135780 start using his name and mugshot on all his future business cards? Will all the 19 start offering their services under numbers and new advertising? Is it proper form to put indictments on your CV?

Motion

“We are as clouds that veil the midnight moon … nought may endure but Mutability“– Shelley

The cheap glass ashtrays that used to catch the risiduals of a bad smoking habit just sit around the house to catch spare change emptied from pockets. The coin doesn’t get too much chance to sit around as shit always happens.

Larsen E. Whipsnade

“Never give a sucker an even break or smarten up a chump.”

It might be time for all Americans to rewatch the film “You Can’t Cheat An Honest Man”.

God’s Chosen

If Donald J. Trump is the anointed of God, we need a new God.

Photo by Cat